Emo Mistletoe

The emo mistletoe is when you take a hot goth girl, pin her to the wall, and wrap her in jizz socks and garlic then proceeded to fuck her mercilessly. Then wake up and realize she was actually 27 opossums in a coat and that you need to lay off the bath salts

Hey bro i gave my girl the emo mistletoe

by Crash bandicote February 2, 2022

Cuban misile crisis

That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!

Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks

by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022

miskle

to start kissing someone really lightly, but then go in for a huge make-out

He miskled his girlfriend.

by Jen Da Hen May 25, 2006

Mexican Mistletoe

During a three-some including two girls and 1 guy, the guy dangles his balls over the women and they start sucking and licking them, all while making out

Last night i gave two dirty girls the good old Mexican Mistletoe, it kinda tickled.

by Speedy Gunzales August 23, 2011

tv guided missle

a quote that nerds love to use while playing battlefield 2

noob cant even use the "tv guided missle"

by liroy August 1, 2006

butt missle

the act of giving and recieving gay sex up the ass

Jordan had a butt missle, that he enjoyed very much.

by sex slave 009 October 20, 2008

Masaleef

A particularly spicy variety of vaginal flatulence.

Emission or expulsion of tandoori, aromatic air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse; especially among obese Indian housewives.

(Masaleef= Masala+Queef)

After gobbling a platter full of Aaloo Gobhi, Anjali proudly broke a couple of masaleefs as Rahul penetrated her, on the kitchen counter.

by Sanjana Bakhshi April 6, 2011