Middle School

A heckhole filled with a bunch of sweaty people and self important jerks. Other than that, you would also get to stay in one classroom for an hour, six times. Basically a headache in a building. Aside from that, you get to wander around alone during break, while your elementary friends will hang out with a bunch of random people because they're so lucky they get to be popular and they pretend like they don't even know you exist. Once you go home and get to cry in your bed for a couple of hours, you get to have the thought of going to school the next day... Five more times... for ten months... aaaand twelve more years.

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in middle school tomorrow?
Person 2: Nothing
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: No, actually lots. Too much
Person 1: Oh, we get to watch a movie
Person 2: Spoiled brat, middle school doesn't let you do that

by BigFatDuck December 16, 2019

Middle School

the worst and most awkward 2 or 3 or 4 years of any kid’s school life. Cliques start forming and you are kind of on your own for making friends. Some teachers may just be the shitty kind and just gotta get lucky to get nice ones. You get a shit ton of homework that’s all due within a short period of time to the point where you can’t keep track of anything anymore and your brain cells die, and sometimes even get more than high schoolers. Usually the cafeteria food is just dog shit pizza that’s been frozen for some time or baby cow growth hormone milk that’s maybe spoiled. Then you do all that shit ton of work to graduate only to have 4 more years left of high school which is a whole other story...

6th grader: I’m so excited for middle school I can finally be like one of the cool older kids now and do whatever I want! Freedom here I come!
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.

6th grader: are you joking?

8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*

by chicken_nugget_manifest August 7, 2019

middle school

The 666th layer of hell that you must suffer through for at least 3 years. Its where you realize that life isnt that great and that you miss being a 3 year old lump of flesh. It often causes mental illness and sleep deprivation. Maybe you'll even meet a teacher who has it out for you, while being high on whatever he cooks up in his meth lab file cabinet. Within these few years, you finally might be able to pull your first all nighter doing homework!

Damn, I only got an hour of sleep last night cuz of my homework from middle school.
Wow, looking back, middle school really was hell.

by depressedturtle January 30, 2020

Middle School

A hell hole where none of it even matters. Teachers are assholes and don't give a fuck about anything and are way too strict. Also, since were in 2020 if your not a popular person that tries too fight everybody then your an emo kid who cuts themselves and looks weird as hell with their green ass hair, oh and puberty. People that aren't in puberty will just make fun of you for it like a little bitch, and must us not forget the work that we have too do in a week. Projects, homework, quizzes, essays, and test. All in a short amount of time. 8th graders talk shit about people because their a couple months older than them and 6th graders think they run the school. A complete waste of time overall but don't even really try nothing matters too anything until highschool. Not too mention the ass food. They say we get seasoned chicken and shit but instead get a dry ass hamburger and we can't even have salt or anything because of vegans and allergies.

Middle School sucks I walk in and can't even talk too my friends

by orange juice concentrate 25 November 8, 2020

Middle School

A constant excuse torwards your parents, that allows you to do any crazy sh!t

Damn bro I cant wait to get to middle school, so I can always say I have to learn, while I do any shit I want

by KhitDerly November 27, 2020

Middle School

Middle School is the first stage in your life where you feel out of place. You’re surrounded by toxic, rude, fake, annoying people. Everyone else seems to be fine without you. Even the “weird” kids have a good time, because they don’t care about what people think about them, unlike you. You have to maintain a certain picture and are full of emotions because of the pressure that is put on you. You have to have good grades, look presentable, and be “nice”, also know as fake. You constantly have to choose a side in an argument you had no part of in the first place. In the end you end up hating half of the boys at your school because your “friends” “dated” them and they broke up after two weeks. You feel like you can’t be yourself or you’ll be judged. You can’t say anything because people will think it’s offensive, but you can’t not say anything because then people will think you’re boring and won’t want to be friends with you. And for some weird reason you get made fun of for going to bed before 12 a.m. and liking a different sports team. If you like different things than other people you’re considered weird. You’re forced to be this way, and in the end, you end up as one of those toxic, rude, fake, annoying people you said you would never be.

I’m so over middle school and it’s toxic impact.

by tOXictEeNAGer February 15, 2020

Middle School

Most pointless years of any child's life. In this period of time, most children become meaner and more social media platforms become more offensive. Most of the teachers who work in such schools are either underqualified, or may be biased. It is like the definition of the word hell.

She set off to her first day of middle school, unaware of it's horrors.

by Monstersushi1 May 14, 2020