Getting on a merry-go-round with your partner and having a quickie in cowgirl position on one of the horses and finishing before the merry-go-round stops
by MeatMonster246 December 06, 2010
The Daytona 500 is the largest red neck Merry-Go-Round of them all.
by SleepyZ February 14, 2004
Special service at brothels where the customer can enjoy speed-rotating through multiple girls one after the other.
Guy 1: Dude! I had awesome time at this brothel!
Guy 2: What was it like?
Guy 1: I got with a ton of chicks! It was a Flower petal merry-go-round!
Guy 2: What was it like?
Guy 1: I got with a ton of chicks! It was a Flower petal merry-go-round!
by Otaku_Jones January 06, 2018
The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.
(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.
by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 11, 2013
I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”
by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020
To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.
Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??
Emil: Guess!!!!
Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??
Emil: Nope!!!!
Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???
Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!
Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!
Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!
Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!
Emil: Guess!!!!
Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??
Emil: Nope!!!!
Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???
Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!
Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!
Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!
Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!
by Willis Kwok December 22, 2016
my bff! the only one that would get two coffes two states away at starbucks for me and her to drink 7 hours later,
the freindship bracelet master! the one who is getting me a gift every birthday and christmas she can count on! merry if your reading this its me myah! my loyalty will never break to you merryy, -meeeeeeeeee
the freindship bracelet master! the one who is getting me a gift every birthday and christmas she can count on! merry if your reading this its me myah! my loyalty will never break to you merryy, -meeeeeeeeee
merry: myah u SURE you dont want a trampoline?
me: *stutters uncontrollably* M-MERRY I WANT AN INSTANT CAMERA! NOT SOMETHING WORTH 500 DOLLARS!!!
me & merry laughing : merry:ill think on the instant camera then<3
me: *melts from feeling like a golddigger and a betrayer*
merry looking down at me: myah- 64 dolllars isnt that mu-
*faints from feeling horrible *
merry: ;~; - MOM CALL 911!!!!!!!!!
me: *stutters uncontrollably* M-MERRY I WANT AN INSTANT CAMERA! NOT SOMETHING WORTH 500 DOLLARS!!!
me & merry laughing : merry:ill think on the instant camera then<3
me: *melts from feeling like a golddigger and a betrayer*
merry looking down at me: myah- 64 dolllars isnt that mu-
*faints from feeling horrible *
merry: ;~; - MOM CALL 911!!!!!!!!!
by keep_smiling_queen September 27, 2020