No mercy day

A day where a group of friends have no mercy when it comes to slapping each other’s ass. The whole day is a free for all to smack as hard as possible. The goal is to leave hand prints. Leggings must be worn. The whole day participants are on edge. Points can be tallied at the end.

Person 1:“Tmr seems kinda boring, what should we do?”

Person 2 :“ no clue... hey! What about a no mercy day!”

Person 3: “I’m so down!!”

by Whateverworksworks December 12, 2018

The Mermaid

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid

The Mermaid is gone now.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023

convent of mercy academy “alpha”

home of the most loyal girls despite the ugly uniform also home of the most attractive females ,everyman needs an alpha girl in their life.

shes so loyal she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”

shes so pretty she must attend convent of mercy academy “alpha”.

by benzpunani January 1, 2023

mercy tug

When your wife and her friends are getting banged in all holes by every other guy at an orgy and one of the women sticks her hand out without looking, or really paying attention and jerks off your semi flacid cock because she feels bad for you.

Did you see that gif of Bort Hatley getting a mercy tug in his wife's onlyfans orgy? I can't believe he went from the stern show to mercy tugs on cam.

by SunshineAndCaptain April 5, 2022

A Mermaid

When a girl gives you a blow job and shes underwater and your legs are in the water

Dude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away.

Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard

by MMAGuido August 10, 2010

mercy flirt

Flirting with an unattractive girl simply to make her day and boost her self-esteem.

Bill: What were you doing hittin' on that homely cashier over at the convenience store?

Bob: Aw nothing ... she's really sweet, but it was just a mercy flirt.

by FzgDzl January 29, 2009

Ethel Merman

Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"

Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984

Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy

Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.

2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.

Merman died of a brain tumor.

When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"

by Janet Weiss August 25, 2005