mermire

This is a creature that is a mermaid and a vampire.

Elivs: Hey, so where's that accent from?
Marygolightly: Romania
Elvis: Oh, are you from Transilvania; are you a vampire?
Marygolightly: No, I am from the seaside. I am a mermaid :))
Elvis: A mermire!

by marygolightly June 13, 2005

Merissa

A beautiful woman, most likely has Lebanese in her family. People named Merissa will typically be very smart and have a mysterious personality, that you have to fall in love with to understand. In most cases Merissa will end up marrying a Jeremy.

Me: Wow, who bought that new house?
Friend: Idk, they must be very successful in life!
Me: Had to be someone named Merissa then.
Friend: True!!

by Sugafree95 August 26, 2021

merma

something that is really good. something that sounds great. venezuelan word for 'fucking great'

Que merma esta esa verga. mermatroniko.

by glyptic March 19, 2005

filthy mermaid

The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.

Man, that bitch got a face full of corn chowder when I gave her the filthy mermaid last night.

by vonorimjob December 20, 2008

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011

Mermaided

When a girl at the beach runs in the Ocean for a swim to avoid speaking to a guy approaching her.

That chick totally Mermaided you man!

by AJDressen August 14, 2019

little mermaid whore

when having sex with a women, having her legs flopping all over the place resembling a fish out of water

Tracy: Dude, little mermaid whore is the best thing since sliced bread.

Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.

Tracy: Dude, trust me.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010