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RIG MEDIC

A Paramedic who has traded in the grind of the street, 911 calls and low paychecks for a career in the oil filed. Rig Medics attend offshore academy's to familiarize them self with their new environment and transition into their responsibilities aboard oil rigs. Rig Medics can be assigned to duty anywhere in the world. Many Rig Medics work off of the coast of 3rd world, pirate infested, shit holes. Most Rig Medics are prior service military and have experience in dealing with the bad guys. Many Rig Medics are also assigned as HS&EHealth, Safety and Environmental compliance officers. Rig Medics work a variety of shift rotations most are 28 days or 14 days, allowing the Rig Medics to be at home, off duty for the same amount of time. Some Rig Medics accept assignments in extremely remote locations and operate as independent, isolated Emergency Room MD's under the direction and consult of Certified Medical Doctors Rig Medics act as the eyes, ears and hands of MD's. Rig Medics make between 60K U.S. and 180K U.S. a year. Rig Medics are a vital Part of the Safety Culture that is part of the NEW Oil filed, often ranking as the number 3 man on the rig. Rig Medics eat, sleep and breath safety. Good safety = good numbers, good numbers = more work for the drilling company's. More work and more drilling contracts = more money.
Rig Hand A) "Hey have you seen that new third party guy that gave the Medic an attitude during the safety briefing?"

Rig Hand B) "No man I havent, that guy seemed like a reckless asshole, where did he go?"

Rig Hand C) "Shit man are you guys kidding? The Rig Medic had that guy removed off of the rig within about 20 minutes after he made that comment"

Rig Hand A) "Fuuuuuuck!! I Told you that medic aint playin"

Rig Hand C) "WORD , that guy looks out for us man."
by streetdoc921 February 5, 2010
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Medic

1.) A soldier specifically designated to heal other soldiers on the battlefield.

2.) In multiplayer gaming, the same meaning applies, but also used as a form of degradation as medics are thought to be underarmed and more vulnerable than other soldiers.
Sure, shoot the medic before the real troops...

Haha! You just got your arse handed to you by a medic.
by Manawski February 27, 2003
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Medicine Hat's CHL (Canadian hockey league) team, won the WHL title 2 years ago, they are a very good team
Person 1:Did you see the tigers game last night?
Person 2: Hell yeah homie! whooped thurr ass
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Medical Marijuana

High quality marijuana for medicinal use grown by experienced growers AKA "Stoners that know wtf they are doing" and sold to what are called "med. clinics, the clinic, cannabis club, etc" Alot of people think Medical marijuana is just government grown marijuana and its fake but, i have news for all you idiots. Its real and, its fantastic. you are missing out.
Ricky: I want some of that medical marijuana. Let's get some hash from THE CLINIC!
Joe: Lets go. im going to get Northern lights hash, God's gift purple and some bubble kush today.
by Ricky M. July 20, 2006
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grandpas cough medicine

Referring to whiskey or some other strong alcoholic beverage
Dude I think Tim was sucking on grandpas cough medicine
by Misery321123 March 13, 2011
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Medicaid Mom

A dumb bitch, normally fat, lazy, worthless, young, and trashy, that continuously has kids on Medicaid and other public assistance programs despite the fact that she can't afford to take care of them. The nasty chick is typically dirty, unemployed, uneducated, and generally just a skanky whore. Her kids almost never have the same dad. Best of all, she is either proud of being on welfare or believes she is entitled to it simply because it exists. She spends 90% of her time on MySpace or Facebook instead of going out and getting birth control or taking care of her kids.
1: "My sister in law is pregnant.... again"
2: "God, doesn't she have like 5 kids? How does she pay for it?"
1: "Oh you know, she's a Medicaid Mom"
whore white trash welfare skank baby momma unemployed
by SoHateful August 5, 2010
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marica

Spanish word for "gay", "queer" ... homosexual in a despective way. More despective would be MARIQUITA or MARICON.
"Ese tio es un marica" -- That guy is a queer
by Werbitx666 September 12, 2006
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