mendatory

"mendatory" is "a thing men must do because they are men". Like forced chivalry or something

It's mendatory that you be proud

by Syndaeris August 9, 2022

Medabation

(Med•a•bate•ion)

1st definition: (From the Ancient Greek) : adj. when one’s meditation practice leads to masturbation through distraction or intention.

2nd definition: adj. When you are masturbating while meditating. Transmuting sexual energy into visualizations and manifestations for the future.

1. Boy: “How does one become a writer?”

Man: “Frequent medabation (it is often accompanied by poor hygiene).”

2. Girl: “I am having such a hard week”
Second girl: “You seem stressed, I encourage you to go medabate bb.”

by Audessy August 2, 2023

gold medaling

Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport

Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.

Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.

by Awesome G March 4, 2014

Cock Medallion

A beautiful cock ring

He was wearing a very expensive cock medallion

by Retartf September 29, 2019

Angel Medrano

Angel Medrano’s are know to have some of the fattest dump trucks of an ass. Currently an Angel Medrano holds the world record for the phastest dumpy. No🧢

“Yo is that Angel Medrano, the man with the fattest ass?”

by AngleFromHeaven June 21, 2021

Melday

25th of September is the day where all Mel related things are celebrated. Of Australian origin, where there is a city named Melbourne and the name Melanie, Melissa, Melinda and Melody are quite common.

Have a happy Melday!
What an awesome Melday!

by Piotr Suwara November 8, 2007

merab

Has a Long Dong Penis

Merab the good of Long Dong

by Cocd January 2, 2017