Meanis

A mean penis, specifically a penis that is holding out which would be a mean thing to do. Also includes people who happen to have penises that are exceptionally mean.

Snexys was quite irate to find that Chris would not do her. She informed him that he was being a mean penis, to which Locked called him a meanis. As snexys and locked walked away to go be naughty in front of Grant instead of Chris, Chris cried himself to sleep for he was now more useless in bed than a seemingly gay foreigner.

by Lckd_N_Lded October 5, 2007

mean mugging

1) To glare at another person with a scowl, or other antagonistic facial expression, with malicious intent, hoping to provoke a response from the intended receipient.

To glare, smirk, leer, stare.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

ya mean

short for saying, do you know what i mean?

that girl is off da hook, ya mean?

by jamie March 21, 2003

you know what I mean?

a communication tactic commonly used among close friends to clarifly that they are on the same wave length.

One friend to another: "I would go but I don't feel like being the third wheel, you know what I mean."

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

It means a lot of things. For example;

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.

by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to eat chicken wings

“What’s the meaning of life?” Answer: Chicken wings

by factsforlife November 10, 2019

mean ass

Mean person

You're a mean ass for not inviting me to the party.

by kwesishy August 12, 2017