MattyB

A gay ass guy who can't rap or dance

Girl: Have you seen MattyB new music video?
Boy: Yeah he mad gayyyy

by ItsmeeeGianna November 21, 2019

matted

V. Messed up as in a person or event

Steve:Did you see Jon try to get with Kyle's ex?
Katie: Ya that kid is matted!

by Unforgivable November 7, 2007

Mattypants

a) A Kids Clothing Store.

b) An absolutely adorable, and very intelligent little Boy.

c) A term of endearment for a guy who likes to hide who he really is and puts up a mask of egotism. But who is actually an amazing guy when he lowers his barriers. He is somewhat of a ladies man and tends to hurt girls quite easily without realizing it at times. He is definitely a sweetheart underneath his facade and someone who you care a lot about.

Person one: Matt's an Asshole, he pisses me off so much. Did you hear what he did to that guy.

Person Two: You don't know him like I do. He's not all Bad I swear, he's my friend and I care a lot about him.

Person one: You're delusional, he's a complete egotistical jerk.

Person two: No he's not...well he is sometimes...but...he's my Mattypants....and shut up don't you say anything. I don't care what he may have done to you in the past....it's just his way of hiding.

by Bandgeekgirl June 27, 2009

matted pubes

when the hair around the vagina is nappy and knotted up

eww man that girl had matted pubes when i touched her

by missmomma March 13, 2010

matty whittled

when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft

i've had my gamerscore reset said billy. oh you've been matty whittled said matthew

by bag of bloody crabs October 29, 2010

Mattycakes

A cute petname that simply rolls off the tongue. It's origin comes from the child game "Patty Cakes."

My boyfriend? Oh, I call him Mattycakes. I love him!

by StarSamantha December 8, 2011

matthdgamer

He is the pack king and will stream on Clive till his d is live if you no what I am saying

Matthdgamer:O MY GOD I packed Tory modric guys

by Nobbybobby October 8, 2019