button mashing

When a skateboarder tries to land tricks they know for a fact they cannot do in a game of S.K.A.T.E. or any other skate competition.

Onlooker 1: Did you see what that kid was trying?
Onlooker 2: He knows he couldn't land that on his best day, kid's straight up button mashing.

by ShredwardGnar March 28, 2013

mashing moisties

A slang term for intercourse, although certain regional uses may reference kissing.

We were mashing moisties last night, even though she has a boyfriend.

by Zachary Gottlieb December 9, 2008

mating instrument

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.

Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"

by Tombu man January 12, 2009

mashing

the act of squishing your private parts together.

i walked in on her mashing.it was gross.and stunk.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

mathinator

A maths teacher who is basically a walking calculator, but better.

"hey sir, whats the sqaure root of 2 devided by x squared minus 2x = 456?"

"...768"

by Gilbo January 5, 2005

Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006

Ambiguous Mating

derieved from the African culture, where a male species exchanges and sucks bodily fluids with another male, creating an excess amount of fluids in the mouth and the uterus of a tran.

Phil says "me, you, Ambiguous Mating!!", Toby replies "yes!!!! EXCHANGE FLUIDS!!!!" Both Toby and Phil "too much fluid in mouth and vagina.....yum!"

by Brendas gotababy April 18, 2007