Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019

gathering

Typically a collection of 2 or more individual people. In many cases, one's name may be Kerri resulting in a somewhat youthful atmosphere.

Kerri plans on going to a gathering.

by taka January 8, 2005

Magic the Gathering

of virgins. $12/ 60 cards = you got jacked, preteen!

"Best Cardgame" isn't saying much, to the dismay of two hundred thousand boner-nursing thirteen-year-olds clutching sticky binders full of bits of paper.

by Tom the Thumb February 5, 2005

Smathering

To flick the foamy bottom of a beer can onto someone's ass crack whilst they are bent over picking up fire wood.

Let's do some smathering as he makes a fire.

by Larryrelief September 4, 2016

Fathering Juice

Male ejaculate.

Oh no, I've released my fathering juice preemptively.

by nihlismrules December 9, 2011

Terrace Gathering

When a G.O.P. or group of pals/people get together for the 'luls', on a Terrace.

The Bitches invited The Coach to a terrace Gathering, I can only imagine how big the smile on The Coach's face will be when he leaves.

by *The Coach* July 26, 2009

PUA Gathering

The Pickup Artist Social Network. Where pickup artists meetup to discuss their seduction techniques and lookup wingmen around their area. Link is www.puagathering.com

Slaya pulled two chicks from the bar last night! He's putting up the field report on PUA Gathering.

by PUA Man August 10, 2009