Masturbation

The act of touching yourself

Some people say masturbation is bad for you but really, it is harmless and in some ways healthy.

by Newworldchic May 30, 2013

Masturbation

One time I was really fucking horny in the shower for whatever reason. I didn’t have the restraint to just let it go so, I masturbated. I started massaging my clit and rubbing faster. It is wasn’t getting any better till I remembered the vibrator I have. I immediately grabbed it and ran it over my pussy trying to find the clit. I laid down in the bathtub and spread my legs. I held it there as long as I could moaning and screaming in pleasure. Before I could even begin to process the feeling, I was a shaking mess with cum all over my thighs.

I wanted to tell y’all about masturbation but I accidentally wrote about me masturbating. Whoops 😅

by February 26, 2023

masturbativity

Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.

Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".

by Ronny St Papps December 24, 2004

masturbed

To be thoroughly disturbed during masturbation.

If my door is shut, do not bother me. I do not want to be masturbed.

by SOLARMOON October 09, 2013

Masturbate

hi! every1 knows how to masturbate, but if you don’t.. here is how!
i’m a girl so this is written for girls!

take off your bottoms and undies, and rub small circles around your clit, if you want more, slam your fingers into your vagina. If that isn’t something you like, you can also keep your undies on, grab a pillow, if it has a zipper at the end where you can open the pillow, try putting something hard in there that you can rub your clit against! hope that helped!

if you are horny now, go masturbate! cuz now you know how :)

by ash! :) November 22, 2020

masturbation

When you have nothing else to do and are really bored:)and well you dont have the helping hand of your mate or hid dick or vag..enjoy

tom had to use a bit of his masturbation skills as his girlfriend was too pissed off at him

by lollipoppar January 17, 2010

Masturbate

1. A long forgotten Karate teacher.

2. Self manipulation of the genitals in order to simulate sexual pleasure

Who the fuck would even consider going elite in the martial arts world if their surname is bate?

Wow, all the fun of sex anywhere, anytime. Might as well masturbate in class, I'm bored.

by SlangMangg August 31, 2009