The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.
by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020
Get the Master Oogwaymug. A male. Most probably a spick, with abs and also says douchebag words like: "chill" "ight" "all shweat bro" "i cant talk now, gotta go do abs".
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Ex1:
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
by Cougars#5 November 1, 2013
Get the trench mastermug. by Amanda CB January 18, 2006
Get the swap mastermug. One who has reached an expertise level with his frag grenades from the video game series Call of Duty.
A true frag master has the ability to cook their frags, throw them over a building, bounce it off of an enemy in last stand, kill them direct impact, and have the blast explode in a minimum of but not limited to three enemies faces rendering them all incomparable of remembering why the even bought the game.
A true frag master has the ability to cook their frags, throw them over a building, bounce it off of an enemy in last stand, kill them direct impact, and have the blast explode in a minimum of but not limited to three enemies faces rendering them all incomparable of remembering why the even bought the game.
*Player killer by grenade and watches killcam
Player: AWW WTF!?! That nade bounced off 3 different people in last stand then fell and killed me!!!
Killer: I am the Frag Master!
Player: AWW WTF!?! That nade bounced off 3 different people in last stand then fell and killed me!!!
Killer: I am the Frag Master!
by TreeBobJoe December 14, 2010
Get the Frag Mastermug. A very wise man. Often associated with great feats of wisdom, courage and leadership across many disciplines of life.
Padawan 1: "Did you see the Ol' Master last night?"
Padawan 2: "No, what did he do?"
Padawan 1: "He drank a two four and a forty ounce!"
Padawan 2: "We have a long way to go my friend."
Padawan 2: "No, what did he do?"
Padawan 1: "He drank a two four and a forty ounce!"
Padawan 2: "We have a long way to go my friend."
by The Ol' Master August 22, 2016
Get the Ol' Mastermug. A game created by Top Triamwong while he was bored.
Rules:
1. One player types in Random Letters (no grammer marks) ex. yimn
2. The other player must make a word out of each letter, creating a totally wack sentence.
Winner: There is no winner, cuz in the end we're all losers for playing this game
Rules:
1. One player types in Random Letters (no grammer marks) ex. yimn
2. The other player must make a word out of each letter, creating a totally wack sentence.
Winner: There is no winner, cuz in the end we're all losers for playing this game
by God's Brain March 12, 2005
Get the Sentence Mastermug. Person 1: You're on this council but, we do not grant you the rank of Master
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.
by we do not grant you November 19, 2019
Get the rank of mastermug.