Monster mash

Unprotected sex on Halloween necessitating an abortion, or a "graveyard smash"

Bro #1: Did you see that girl in the slutty giraffe costume?

Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!

Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.

Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.

Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!

by Justin1234321 August 23, 2019

button mashing

What most people do while playing soul calibur. When a person doesn't now how to play a fighting games and just randomly presses as many buttons as they can. Usually the people who do this think they're really good at the game even though its really cheap.

Shoshana thinks she kicks ass but she really just is a damn button masher.

by beppo May 13, 2005

Bangers and Mash

The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.

"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

mash head

1) a playfull insult between friends
2) a person who gets really horribly drunk on a regular basis

1) shaun, pick it up ya mash head!
2) Johny Mase stop drinking you mash head!

by BaBs February 9, 2004

keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.

keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78

by mb500 December 17, 2009

Hot Mash

Someone who is Stunning or Hot may be called Hot Mash

Did you see her she was Hot Mash

Theres some Hot Mash over there

by ibizahotmash July 30, 2012

mashing joints

Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.

Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!

by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017