Monster mash

Unprotected sex on Halloween necessitating an abortion, or a "graveyard smash"

Bro #1: Did you see that girl in the slutty giraffe costume?

Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!

Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.

Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.

Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!

by Justin1234321 August 23, 2019

button mashing

What most people do while playing soul calibur. When a person doesn't now how to play a fighting games and just randomly presses as many buttons as they can. Usually the people who do this think they're really good at the game even though its really cheap.

Shoshana thinks she kicks ass but she really just is a damn button masher.

by beppo May 13, 2005

Bangers and Mash

The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.

"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

mash head

1) a playfull insult between friends
2) a person who gets really horribly drunk on a regular basis

1) shaun, pick it up ya mash head!
2) Johny Mase stop drinking you mash head!

by BaBs February 9, 2004

keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.

keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78

by mb500 December 17, 2009

Mashed Pitts

When you fuck a fat bitch and shit in her fat rolls to leave a snack for later

Lmao you thought I wouldn’t do mashed pitts

by Big dick chima January 19, 2021

mash-patitty

When a bigger girl without much breast muscle mass puts on a too tight sports bra and it looks like she has one single breast around her chest and spilling over to the sides.

Sometimes, you see a girl walking down the street and she's all mash-patitty and then you see her gym bag and see its the sports bra.

by cinemaone February 28, 2011