1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.
2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.
2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.
"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."
by Robosalt December 9, 2008
Get the boston marathon mug.A mix of every private school in northwest dc. thats right, we have the preppy kids, the potheads, the alternateens, the math nerds (who arent even asian), the minorities. wait, who am i kidding, of course we dont have any minorities. As stupid or bitchy as maret kids can be, they get a better education than other dc private schools, though that doesnt matter to them because all other schools are concerned with is sports and not being called a faggot.
Maret Student #1: Hey lets go take really interesting pictures.
Maret Student #2: Fuck that faggot, lets go punch each other
Maret Student #3: hey hey hey, guys, relax, lets go listen to bright eyes and cry.
Potomac Student: Who said faggot? im not a faggot. Faggot.
Maret Student #2: Fuck that faggot, lets go punch each other
Maret Student #3: hey hey hey, guys, relax, lets go listen to bright eyes and cry.
Potomac Student: Who said faggot? im not a faggot. Faggot.
by I actually am a maret student May 8, 2005
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A Maritimer is a person who lives in the Maritimes in Canada.
Generally thought to be more hickish then those from other parts of Canada.
A Maritimer is a person who lives in the Maritimes in Canada.
Generally thought to be more hickish then those from other parts of Canada.
A frown appeared on Jerry's face, as he held up what was left of the beer.... a maritimers wishbone.
by Scotian April 6, 2011
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Get the Manuth mug.The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.
Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.
For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.
Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.
For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.
*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!
*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!
*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...
by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011
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by JamesWolf April 4, 2015
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