marijuana

marijuana marijuana marijuana god damn i love marijuana - it get you high! and we all know thats whats life is all about! exclamation

"Smokeylagrieta i found your marijuana," "shut the fuck up bitch"

by smokeylagrita December 16, 2003

marijuana

Noun.

The most beautiful and underestimated plant on the face of this huge planet. Barred by governments because it causes mass peace whenever used. So wonderful to be under the influence! (of some pot)

Guy 1: Dude, I just bought some goodass northern lights.
Guy 2: FOR REAL? That shit is rare!
Guy 1: Hell yeah now shut the fuck up and let's blaze on this sticky-icky.
Guy 2: I love marijuana. (takes a hit)

by Cru_orem April 3, 2009

marijuana

the way to feel good

that marijuana made my bad day go good

by la guera:. August 11, 2010

marijuana

the best thing since sliced bread

dude this marijuana is AMAZING!

by nazikillla445 February 23, 2011

marijuana

Alot of people in this place think that just because America legalizes weed, it will solve all the problems of the world. Did you ever think about laws passed on weed if it was legalized? If weed was legalized, Republican's and Democrats in the House and Senate would have a fall out on who could claim the plant. If the republicans win, Good Weed would be destroyed because corporations would hog all the product and sell us cheap shit while hustlin us, kinda fucked up right? but if the democrats got a hold of the plant and passed laws in favor of the poor farmers in the midwest, we could give them the seeds, they grow, bag and sell the product, then they contribute that money back to the poor class to be used for furthering the quality of the impoverished and bringing the poor out of the dark, then we build a giant wall or fence on the canadian and mexican borders, by which after we do all this, we increase sales and then start selling the product all across the world, thus creating a revitalization in the world economy and bringing about peace, unless your a foreign country with nuclear technology that hates us, then we might have to bomb you out of existence, im not sure, but thats my theory.

All of this and more if we can pass laws to protect the plant in the interests of the farmers, by which after we make these gradual changes, we can finally destroy the marijuana stamp act of 1937, so lets take over the government, turn it into an absolute monarchy without infringing on the constitution, just suspending the house and senate, pass the necessary laws, make our money, progress as a nation, build our fences, export our stuff to outer countries all over the world, and everything will be better, so whose with me?

by Nikki C October 29, 2006

marijuana

is a plant that contains thc (among other chemicals) which is used recreationally or medicinally for health and or buzz. This plant can be used for oil, clothing material, fuel, plastics, paper, rope and all sorts of practical and impractical reasons. Colorado and Washington state have legalized marijuana for recreational purposes which took place, after a vote, in 2013. It is still federally illegal in those two states.

Marijuana is legal for recreational use in Washington and Colorado (states).

by DanDad1970 May 13, 2014

marijuana

That dank ass shit your uncle and oldest brother used to smoke in the garage while you were still shitting in your diapers.

"Yo dawg I heard Shaggy got that Dank Kush right now." "Oh word?" "Yeah it's some good Marijuana."

by pro90skills February 19, 2015