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Spicy Magritte

When you shove a whole granny smith apple up your ass and like it.
Hey Steve, hand me the apples for the pie.
-Sorry man, I gave them all a good ol' Spicy Magritte!
Man what the fuck is with you and those apples?
by Lou April 19, 2005
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Margaritaville

A horny bitch who thrives on crisis and won't listen to reason.
DBC
meth lab
fresh batteries
Tell that sumbitch to eff off, Margaritaville, and think about your children.
by traditional December 15, 2003
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Margarito

A sexual advance made by a person ordering a drink. A person orders a spicy margarito and asks for extra salt at a hotel bar then leaves their room key.

The bar tender is supposed to serve the margarita with an extra shot of tequila and deliver it to the room.

The person ordering the drink will take the shot and throw it at the bar tender and lick it off the sweaty salty body of the bar tender then proceed to enjoy the drink and all that comes after.
Charles: where’d you go?

Mijo: Did you see that hot chick that ordered that margarito?
Charles: What really?
Mijo: Yeah I just got back from her room.

Charles: EXTRA SALT!!!
Mijo: Hahaha HELL YEAH
by InternationalExperiments August 25, 2020
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stiff margarita

I need a margarita. I've had a long day give me a stiff one no BS , just tequila and lime a stiff margarita
by Crazygirl101 August 16, 2014
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Margarine Face

When the face of a woman is actually the most attractive part of her. This is the opposite of butter face, in which everything about her is hot but-her face.
Dave: I met with the girl from myspace finally.
Steve: Oh how did that go?
Dave: Not so good, she was a total margarine face, now I know why all her profile pictures were of just her face. She had mad cankles.
by Shruggerx November 26, 2009
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margarine face

As opposed to a butter face--a girl with a hot body but an ugly face--a margarine face is a girl with a hot body, but an average face. A margarine face is better than a butter face because margarine is not as bad for as you butter.
Dude, I was walking behind these two girls on the sidewalk and they had the most amazing asses I've ever seen. But then I saw their faces. The girl on the left was ugly as sin. TOTAL butter face! However, the girl on the right wasn't as ugly, so she was a margarine face.
by Marge Arinface March 10, 2008
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margarita currency

The tendency to measure the cost of something in margaritas or another drink with a fixed, easy-to-remember price.
It'll cost your five less margaritas to fly to Orlando on the 8th than on the 9th.

Think about it in margarita currency. Think about all the margaritas you could buy instead of those slut shoes.
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
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