Mankels

Mankels are like cankels: when your calves blend in with your ankles due to excessive blubber. only Mankles are specific to the male gender.

The Bootjacker's mankels look quite meaty today in those green workout shorts" "Beefcake!!!

by The Boot Jacker 69 December 21, 2010

Monked

Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.

I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE

by YoureGonnaKnowMe September 24, 2017

markedly

to an extent that is clearly noticeable; significantly.

"new diagnoses have increased markedly since 1998"

by Molly Fisberg March 12, 2018

Masked PigBoi

Dummy THICCCC

Yo, you know that one Pig kid?

Yeah, why?

Bro he's Dummy Thicccc it makes me sick you know what I'm saying.

Yeah that's what I was saying, that Masked PigBoi is ungodly Thicccc.

by Succ9001 May 17, 2019

shnanke manke

The richest and most exotic of all intoxicating beverages. Brought to you by the M.F.F.....and its cheap too!

Hey bro I just got 3.75 in luch money lets go get us some SHNANKE MANKE it's the best dranke i thanke?

by heavy-d March 9, 2003

B-macked

The act of chilling with a good friends girfriend right after they break up or soon there after.

Derek and jeff were bestfriends, as soon as derek broke up with his girlfriend jeff began hanging out with his ex instead of him. derek just got B-macked hardbody.

by D-Lok October 22, 2010

spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019