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Malloritis

A compulsive, addictive and sometimes fatal addiction to the species Mallory. Often accompanied by loss of sleep, loss of appetite, and an erection lasting longer than 6 hours.
Johnny: Shit, I haven't slept in days.

Sam: Dude, what happened?
Johnny: Man I caught Malloritis!
by shitzam February 3, 2010
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Marlow

Look it Marlow!!
by 0K.B00MER December 7, 2019
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dirt in your mallows

-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals

-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked
bro, you got dirt in your mallows.
by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011
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mallone

A fine, fresh and tall person with a talent of both soccer and basketball.
this guy is a mallone
by aleexaaaaaa November 25, 2016
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Mallory

Mallory is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She is just the right mixture of hot and beautiful. She has the sweetest personality and is the kindest person you have ever known. I am so incredibly lucky to be her boyfriend and I hope that we will last for a long time.
Mallory is the best person you will ever meet.
by Zachariah_S January 9, 2018
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Mallory

A great person, loving, beautiful, funny, and very talented woman. She is the greatest person you will ever find in your whole life. Most Mallory's love Netflix, Food, and people. They will do anything for another person even if they don't like the other.
by b123489 June 11, 2018
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Mallory Morgan

Mallory Morgan...not only my best friend, but the best most funny person you could ever meet. Loyal, brave, confident that is what makes up Mallory Morgan
by Reakelley2589 February 24, 2019
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