Friend 1: "Dude I've been off the booze for like 6 months now I'm feeling fucking great"
Friend 2: "Man you were always so hammered, I thought that you could never quit. How did you do it?"
Friend 1: "Daily marijuana maintainance, bro"
Friend 2: "Man you were always so hammered, I thought that you could never quit. How did you do it?"
Friend 1: "Daily marijuana maintainance, bro"
by AA_Stoner May 6, 2006
Get the marijuana maintainance mug.noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.
Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
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1.A female that requires more than average hair/nail/pedicuire/skin care services, the latest trends, name brand clothes/shoes and handbags, and lots of attention.
2.A female who requires her man to have an expensive car, expensive house, a good paying job, and lots of money.
2.A female who requires her man to have an expensive car, expensive house, a good paying job, and lots of money.
1.She go to the hair salon 4 times a week.She is a high maintenence person.
2.Jasmine put James in the poor house. She is a high maintenence broad.
2.Jasmine put James in the poor house. She is a high maintenence broad.
by Shayquanita Brown June 27, 2006
Get the high maintenence mug.sits in the back corner of the workshop and pretends to be busy on the phone. Generally, does Fuck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving on site. Often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth.
Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?
Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of Planner out of my head.
Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?
Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of Planner out of my head.
by Knuds April 18, 2011
Get the Maintenence Superintendant mug.The act of maintaining a healthy taint. This includes, waxing/shaving, moisturizing, and wearing appropriate undergarments.
by toad-10 February 28, 2011
Get the taintenance mug.A made up type of schooling some assholes came up with to feel better about their pointless jobs. Most likely some dickhead with a stupid 1st name like Kevin or Eric.
by Hardrockr2113 July 17, 2019
Get the Maintenancology mug.Coal maintenance (affectionally known as CM) is the art form of maintaining steady coal heat to a shisha.
Most people will say it is the most crucial part of a good shisha session and there really is no excuse for bad CM.
Constant delivery of fresh coals to the porcelain in correct positioning is paramount. This is generally applied throughout the heart of the Middle East of by 'Coal Ninjas' and is the true sign of a good shisha bar.
Most people will say it is the most crucial part of a good shisha session and there really is no excuse for bad CM.
Constant delivery of fresh coals to the porcelain in correct positioning is paramount. This is generally applied throughout the heart of the Middle East of by 'Coal Ninjas' and is the true sign of a good shisha bar.
by 6@6 July 13, 2010
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