Moemsie

1) an Incredibly caring, loving mother. Usually a bit over protecting and clingy, but only because she cares.

2) Someone you can go to with any problem and have it solved within seconds.

"You're my moemsie"

"I love you moemsie"

"Happy mothersday moemsie"

by Foepsie September 5, 2011

momsectomy

When you mother catches you having sex under age and cuts off your penis to prevent you from procreating.

I would love to have sex with you, unfortunately when I was 14 my mother caught me having sex and gave me a momsectomy. This is why i look like an action figure.

by Bohlmyster August 3, 2012

moms pancakes

Your moms saggy vagina lips

I would like some of your moms pancakes for breakfast

by GrandmaAlice December 5, 2014

Momspin

Uncontrolled cleaning and organizing by moms whenever they are bored

I tried to get out of the house before the momspin started but got sucked into organizing the xmas ornaments

by vergaradesign April 13, 2016

Momscoped

When your mother disturbs you during a game of Call of Duty or Counter Strike Global Offensive. Usually ends in losing the round.

Man, I was playing CoD yesterday with James, but he got momscoped, so we lost the match!

by nIgrs August 11, 2016

momstrosity

A mother whom is impossible to satisfy or please and is always in the middle of drama.

She was going crazy at the PTA meeting and she was an absolute Momstrosity.

by JimmyJames16 December 3, 2017

Momstrosity

A mother who is controlling, manipulative, angry and just a serious bitch.

She blew up at the babysitter for her being two minutes late, she was being a Momstrosity.

by JimmyJames16 December 6, 2017