Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
Get the Mortal Kombatmug. Extreme exposure to danger or risk, to a degree so serious that it would pronounce your certain doom, mortal peril.
by Info2go August 30, 2025
Get the Mortal Jeopardymug. The Olympian deities boasted, 'The mortals are so lowly, since they come from the mortal world, which is also called 'the lower-air' and we gods are way-up in status, since we come from the celestial godly realm, which is also called 'the upper-air', (ie. The Aether/Cosmos).'
(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).
(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022
Get the Mortal worldmug. by alexis mgee March 3, 2022
Get the mortal strainmug. if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
Get the mortalitymug. by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018
Get the Mortal Enginesmug. The process of getting incredibly drunk to the point where your standing is that of a dizzy/defeated opponent from the original Mortal Kombat games
"The cats knocked my PS5 out of my window so the next best thing to do would to get Mortal Kombat Swaying drunk and sing dizzy karaoke hits and whatnot..
by Shadownaki April 6, 2022
Get the Mortal Kombat Swayingmug.