Cast Away Moment

When you've finally done something that should be so simple to do, but takes you so long to achieve.

(Inspired by the moment Tom Hanks finally made fire after so long trying in the film cast away)

I tried threading a needle but it took me an hour to do this. When I finally threaded the needle, I shouted with joy. That was my cast away moment.

by MR MIXER June 12, 2019

epic jamer moment

The single best moment in a persons life where they have truely reached max potential, i reached my jamer momement at the first climax scene in dora the explorer(but it has to be the live action movie). Until one has reached there true max potential they can no longer create an unlimited source of Thanos power. There are several more requirements, i will list them now, 1. you must have god on speed dial, but not your pussy god, i am talking about allah our savior, 2. you must be a brownie, at least 42,069 hours of watch time, 3. you have to have gotten blown by the aflac duck or the geeco lizard, 4. you must have three dads, 5. have all knowing god tier fortnite emotes irl, 6. must have built the lego death star twice, 7. and most importantly you have to have to let shrek take your virginity. If you fit the requirements congratulations you have reached peak human evolution and can now have consensual intercourse with Shane Dawsons cat.

I met a pack of Jamers they smited me with the power of Thanos, my dogs corpse was the only thing left. That was when I reached an epic jamer moment

by Thee Epic Jamer April 26, 2019

Mommy issues

Mommy issues is actually the exact opposite of being a momma's boy. Just like having Daddy issues is the opposite of being a daddy's girl.

A guy who didn't have a mother (figure) or that hasn't had a close relationship to her, lacking motherly care.

" Guys with mommy issues usually turn out to be players and seek women affection through sex/ have bad image of women. Or think they want a gf/wife but really want a girl to act like their mommy. Also usually those with commitment issues too"

by Mg3000 October 25, 2012

Grum Moment

When you screw up really badly, ultimately misrepresenting the people you work for.

"Hey Jackson, no rape in the office!"
"Sorry sir, I had a Grum moment"

by 5#!7 August 17, 2014

I'd just like to interject for a moment

A classic copy-pasta often attributed to rms but contains parts that he denied being from him. It's best used whenever you see a debate over the correct format of Linux and GNU/Linux.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.

by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

Momenti

Momenti means to Relax, take it easy, not to worry.

From the anime Digimon; season 3. Terriermon says Momenti when there is a problem.

by Wrennie November 15, 2007

Mommy

A sweet name given to a woman who suffered through a lot to give you life and spent her entire life afterwards making sure that you grow and have everything you need to live happily and gracefully.

Anyone can be mom but it take a special person to be a mommy.

by cats.... December 15, 2017