Renfe minute

A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.

I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.

It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.

by No Hemingway February 18, 2020

5 Minute Crafts

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.

DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT

by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022

wait a minute, who are you

A question when a person talks to somebody but he doesn't know who is him. The kazoo kid is pewdiepie.

wait a minute, who are you man, would you like a kazoo?

by ASFMF March 19, 2020

two minute justin

Any man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.

Girl 1: So...did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what?
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...

by JTFan4u June 15, 2009

Jamaican Minute

A time period of when somebody says they will be ready in a minute but really it will most likely take them a couple hours.

Jordan: Where is Andre

Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes

Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes

by Spano_13 June 7, 2010

Fuck Minute

Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".

This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.

Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.

11:12 FTL

by BS-Man August 30, 2010

Microsoft minute

Microsoft minute
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noun
1. any amount of time that is significantly longer than a minute.

2. a period of time that is longer than projected or promised.
3. any amount of time spent while staring at spinning circles, especially when something is expected to happen afterwards.

I waited in line at the DMV for what felt like a Microsoft minute.

by Bancheis January 25, 2017