(origin: teutonic, germanic) the process of: filling your belly with mid-shelf liquor and greasy food; allowing the concoction to ferment in your gastric fluids for more than twenty-four hours; mounting a bucket with the intent to defile; defiling the bucket; and violating your unsuspecting concubine by force-feeding him/her the muddle immediately after he/she accepts your nut in his/her person.
Ex. Right after the Honorable Aldonquin Calhoon got porked to be damned, I, much to his dismay, bestowed upon him the infamous Messy Grube. After, I reveled in his cough, gag, and immediate death.
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Get the Messy Grube mug.An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
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Get the messy peepers mug.A woman that is particularly ugly and also "gets around" or is very promiscuous. Or simply one ugly bitch that takes all the dick.
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Get the Messy Slag mug.The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.
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