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An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022
After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.
by Assmaster Supreme April 27, 2018
Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.
"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"
by Wane karr November 06, 2011
by the word's man nam s'drow eht November 13, 2017
Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.
After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!
That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!
That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!
by steeldoesntfeel December 26, 2016
To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.
girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
by lockloadfill7577 May 08, 2018