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mental sadist

Mental sadists are like- people who derive pleasure from having higher authority over someone, since said individual cannot do anything about it. Simply saying, they fuck with your head and it only makes you feel guilt or anger from that person's aura.
Dude, she can be such a mental sadist, she likes fucking with your head a lot and you can't do shit about it.
by 0venth September 3, 2019
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Mental Health Monday

Same thing as mental health day except you are FORCED to learn about

a few kids and their "inspired by a true story" depression cases. Some are straight up insecure, and one of them is gay. Or trans. It's all the same. It's just another way of advertising anti depressants. But in school.
For mental health Monday, I got to learn about some kids and their social anxieties and insecurities, and how they used wikihow to solve their problems.
by jgdjtdjtshfmhfddhg February 24, 2020
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mental blank

The occurrence of temporarily forgetting something that's in the back of your mind, somewhere. An embarrassing situation encountered when required to remember somebody’s name or when you’re a quiz show contestant.
Oh man! I thought a phrase to look up on UD earlier, but now that I'm on the site I can’t remember what the hell it was. Damn mental blank!
by Šteggs October 7, 2007
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Mental Health Day

A quasi-legitimate excuse to take a day off from school or work. Although the person who takes the day off claims he needs it to finish up some work and regain sanity from the rat race, he usually ends up sleeping in, masturbating and accomplishing less than nothing.
J.C. said he took a mental health day to catch up with work and relax, but instead, spent the whole day fantasizing about Jamie.
by Hrach April 17, 2005
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Mental Masterbation

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.
"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc
by Marcus L January 1, 2008
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mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever
Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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mental model

When a woman wears clothes that are made for sexy women when she isn't at all sexy.
person 1:
dude, why is that chick wearing that North face jacket? she's so ugly!

person 2:
because she's a mental model
by Jonny A "Jersey Fresh" March 3, 2008
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