mattaface

White idiots that go around trying to act "ghetto"

Yo Nigg! Dat mattaface is wack!

by ghetto fab May 8, 2003

matana

a amazing beautiful lovley young lady with a big heart who will kick some ass with her big ass

I love you matana

by grandma12 April 4, 2017

Matalan Crew

Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.

Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?

Crew Member: I'll go check

(2 seconds later)

Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you

by POPEYE.-) July 7, 2010

Matta

Unit measuring the tightness of a vagina. The matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.

Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.

The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.

"yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2 mattas or some shit. I was splurting in like 20 seconds"

"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"

"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."

by Muzal May 20, 2007

matatoes

Mashed Potatoes. ma-tatoes.

-Would you like some more matatoes?
-No thank you, I have had enough matatoes.

by star6 January 9, 2009

Mattao

The Italian equivalent of Matthew.

When Matthew went to Italy, he was confused when the people called him Mattao.

by Swettpants February 23, 2009

Mamata Banerjee

She's lady General Dyer. A cunning lady who mocks Hindu festivals to appease 2nd majority in India.

She's angel for Rohingya Mus. and Satan for Hindus.

Jab bhi Hindu ka baccha apne rights ki baat karta hai to maa bolti hai matt kar warna Mamata Banerjee aa jayegi

by Brainbot May 6, 2021