A service magnet is a person that draws excellent service from businesses as a result of their pleasant attitude and patience with the service provider.
For example, during the busy retail season around Christmas, the service magnet is the person who is cheerful, patient and understanding and will typically get better service than the angry, demanding customer.
by krwinkler October 17, 2017
Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
by DakkalordG February 13, 2015
Things you put on your eyelashes that will make you stick to a refrigerator. Do not wear! You could possibly have your eyelids yanked out. Also you will stick to the magnetic item for eternity. Do not wear!!
Stereotype girl that wants to be pretty even though she's ugly af: "I WANT MAH EYELASHERS!"
Her hater getting revenge by giving magnetic lashes: Also, here's how you put them on: Stick them to your eye and lower yourself gently near the magnetic item. then get in a comfortable and hope someone will notice you and bring you food and water.
Her hater getting revenge by giving magnetic lashes: Also, here's how you put them on: Stick them to your eye and lower yourself gently near the magnetic item. then get in a comfortable and hope someone will notice you and bring you food and water.
by Broken Mirror January 23, 2018
The Magnetic Field is created somehow in the core by unknown origins (speculation suggests that it’s created from the spinning liquid outer core)
It blocks most of the solar wind and some solar wind goes through the poles and creates aurora borealis.
It blocks most of the solar wind and some solar wind goes through the poles and creates aurora borealis.
by PewDieSeries January 20, 2021
When a girl is too fine to handle and all the niggas are following her, checking her out, and flirting with her
by Blem.-.lae May 14, 2017
A phrase used to describe or rationalize an irrational situation or a situation that does not make sense
Bro 1: hey man, I love you and all but why the fuck did you buy 100 Watermelons?
Bro 2: Bitches and magnets
Bro 2: Bitches and magnets
by Calcifer the great April 11, 2013
She is hot but her friend is a fridge magnet
by modal April 14, 2006