Jose Loredo

Jose a guy who doesnt like being in a serious relationship. He makes you think hes going out with you and then cheats on you, possibly even in your face. A guy that doesnt give a fuk wat you say. A guy that just likes to fool around with you, gets you in bed and then acts like he never knew you. Doesnt text you back or anything. He even fuks girls that have boyfriends. Dont go out with Jose Loredo he is bad news

Jose Loredo: I wanna get that bitch in bed!

by Bvb*123 July 16, 2011

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lurd

any alcoholic beverage that falls under the category of a beer; not liquors, wines, champagnes, etc.

Hey man pass me a lurd! Now this is a nice frothy lurd.

by Cassie Bradley February 25, 2008

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luedge

A mixture of Marilyn Manson and MercyMe

He danced with his pregnant girlfriend to the smooth sounds of luedge.

by anaesthesia beverhousein December 5, 2007

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luradel

a street in portland, Oregon between capitol highway and barbur boulevard...
the most kickass street EVER

girl: i live on luradel st.
boy: that's the most kickass street ever!

by raspberryjam12 September 14, 2009

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luedde too

Upon completion of receiving a luedde, the additional act or step, which includes the barber massaging the bald mans head with his testicles after they have been shaved, soaked in ice for at least 5 minutes, and then dipped in cocoa-butter to create the perfect bald mans shine.

Upon returning home from the office my wife noticed something different about me. She noticed a little extra jump in my step. She said, "you look great honey, did you happen to get the luedde too today?"

by jengajoe May 5, 2011

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