Lmpydafytyc

Let me pin you down and fuck you till you cum

Lmpydafytyc?

by GetFuvked June 2, 2021

Lummy

Something Mike Sherm is not

“ Lying-ass bitch gon' say she love me
Bitch, I am not a lummy”-Homecoming by Mike Sherm

by BummyAssFoo November 22, 2021

lumpling

a young innocent child who must be informed of the world; created by Danny Elfman of Oingo Boingo

"Oh listen tender lumplings let me take you by the hands. I'll take you from this hell-hole to the Promised Land. But don't blame me, oh children, if those promises don't keep. 'Cause promises, like lives, can be bought so very cheap."

by Molly December 9, 2004

lumpuckeroo

a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.

Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!

by JrzyBtch22k April 24, 2008

Lumpcious

When the booty is fat af

Dang she is so lumpcious

by KingK2312 October 3, 2018

Mr. Limpy

A novelty sex-toy created by Fleshlight(tm), a manufacturer of male masturbation aids. It is a fake penis that is always limp (hence the name). Especially popular at bachelor/bachelorette parties, Mr. Limpy comes in several colors and sizes. It is famous for its stretch/launch-ability, as well as several other more practical uses (i.e. paperweight).

Hey, what did you just hit me with...<stares Mr. Limpy on the floor>...I'm so gonna kick your ass

by Benjamin Meck July 6, 2008

Lumpatious

1.Someone who is rude or disrespectful
2.Someone who is bad

Everyone in my class was being lumpatious so we all got in trouble

by pksparkxxx May 25, 2014