lift my luggage

Phrase used to describe taking a homosexual prostitute on a European vacation, while being an advocate of Gay to Straight conversion therapy.

George Rekers (co-founder of Anti-Gay Family Research Council) hired a blonde hustler on Rentboy.com and took him to Ibiza for a 10 day vacation, when confronted with this news he claimed he hired the boy to "lift my luggage".

by ProfessionalSmartAss May 4, 2010

Lugia Liquid

A colorless liquid that is a combination of five ingredients. The semen of Lugia, any amount that is possible to get (usually 10% of the liquid is made of this amazing semen), 60% bleach, 5% tears, 15% water, and 10% soap.
This liquid cannot be consumed, no matter how hard someone may try. It can only be masturbated into, and each time animal semen touches the liquid, it is absorbed into it and grows larger. The larger it grows the more enjoyable the experience is to ejaculate into. This liquid is considered a sexual ecstasy.

“Oh my god! This Lugia Liquid feels so good!”

by H3M January 18, 2019

lugard

Born to reign, born to rule, born to fulfil purpose in life and live to good old age

I am Lugard

by Lugard February 1, 2020

lugnard

Someone who is fat and looks like a slug with and extra chromosome

Look at that lugnard sitting over there.

by Lugnard June 19, 2022

dutch luggage

The storage space in between your left and right cheek; often heated and scented like a Dutch Oven.

We couldn't find the tv remote, it was wedged in his Dutch luggage.

by Ivana Assenheimer October 8, 2017

Pink Luggage

A gentleman's genitals

John hoisted his 'pink luggage' into his pants

Kev rested his 'pink luggage' on Kim's forehead

by Gavidoff November 17, 2017

Montgomery Lugnut

A sexual craze in Montgomery, AL where you use spoons, Vaseline, and a car jack to satisfy a woman.

JimBob done did that there Montgomery Lugnut and his wife had her first come apart in a spell.

by AoibhMelleux June 7, 2023