"Man, I could really use a nice juicy pork loin right now"
"Hey don't forget your loin cloth!"
"Gird your loins!"
"Hey don't forget your loin cloth!"
"Gird your loins!"
by Patricia Jeter April 9, 2011
Get the loin mug.Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.
My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.
by Wagssy November 3, 2009
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Kid 1: What's it called where you type in your username and password?
Kid 2: That's logging in. Also called a login.
Kid 2: That's logging in. Also called a login.
by Kitty Catty March 13, 2017
Get the Login mug.The rare event when ones excrement is so long that the turd snakes its way through the plumbing of a modern toilet and disappears forever leaving the owner disappointed and without proof of his/her astonishing accomplishment.
Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...
by SOVEREIGN1 April 5, 2010
Get the Lochness Poo mug.A title that rivals Chuck Norris for sheer intrepid manliness. A burgeoning neologism that describes only the most gaudy and cocksure individuals of the phallic persuasion. A Locknasty is a fecund and bipedal devil that is only looking for a good time when he is not eating small children, whole. Rampant vaginal copulation, excessive and incessive consumption of bottom-shelf liquors, rollicking and often gambrinous encounters with Johnny Law, preparing fine casseroles, Guns N' Roses, administering the fist of justice upside the heads of Navy Officers, tickling, scented lotions, seducing married school teachers from Connecticut, and not graduating college are just a few things this fascinating, diabolical son-of-a bitch enjoys.
Dude 1:
"Dude, did you hear what LOCKNASTY did last night?"
Dude 2:
"Nah man. What'd he do this time?"
Dude 1:
"He seduced a school teacher from Connecticut by preparing her a fine casserole. Then he fucked her so hard, her freckles fell off!!"
Dude 2:
"LOLZ!"
"Dude, did you hear what LOCKNASTY did last night?"
Dude 2:
"Nah man. What'd he do this time?"
Dude 1:
"He seduced a school teacher from Connecticut by preparing her a fine casserole. Then he fucked her so hard, her freckles fell off!!"
Dude 2:
"LOLZ!"
by Rupert Q. Henpenny February 28, 2011
Get the Locknasty mug.I really want you to lobe me right now.
Me and my boys were at a club and this chick started lobing me.
Brando does not like to be lobed. Cause it tickles.
Me and my boys were at a club and this chick started lobing me.
Brando does not like to be lobed. Cause it tickles.
by bscottiep12 December 31, 2010
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