Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.
Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012
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Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"
Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.
Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.
by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012
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What a guy luichini
by Condemnation September 11, 2020
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by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021
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by girlypop26 September 19, 2022
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me: ok sure no problem
**one year later**
me: hey you never paid me back
him: ARGHHHHH
me: what a xu lich
me: ok sure no problem
**one year later**
me: hey you never paid me back
him: ARGHHHHH
me: what a xu lich
by notvytel September 11, 2023
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Allan Lichtman incorrectly predicted Donald Trump would lose the 2024 US Presidential Election because Kamala Harris actually had 9 out of 13 keys against her favor.
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