Literal legend

My mans Alex is a literal legend

You see that cutie? He’s a literal legend.

by CloutClown November 17, 2019

literal shit

for use when someone actualy shits when they get scared.

you scared the literal shit out of me!

by jdude01 November 19, 2010

2-liter

bitch

girl: get the 2-liter
guy: you're a 2-liter.

*all hell breaks loose*

by jayteemango November 8, 2012

literal kangaroo

Pejorative for native Australian.

Dave: On my trip to Australia, there were literal kangaroos running around all over the place! It's crazy!
Skyler: What the hell dude! Not cool!

by Gomtuu September 17, 2019

Literal Larry

Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...

1.)
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?

Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...

2.)

Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.

Literal larry struck again!

by Oso Polar March 15, 2011

Literal kangaroo

Literally a kangaroo.
Sounds like a slur to certain flannel wearing vapers.

Guy:I was in Australia and kangaroos were just running around in public.
Vaper: was that a racial pejorative?
Guy: no like a literal kangaroo ran across the street in front of me.

Vaper: ok I’ll have to look that up.

by Anf44 September 18, 2019

Literal Kangaroo

A xenophobic racial slur for Australians. It was first discovered by Skyler Turden after it was used by Dave Rubin on Youtube Show/ Podcast Louder with Crowder.

"So you're just driving your car and there's a kangaroo out there in public"
"Is that like another racial pejorative?"

"No, no. A literal Kangaroo"

by Mug Clubber September 17, 2019