by Vinqe December 17, 2014

Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013

I'm going to run a 5 minute mile even though you say I am too slow and out of shape. Stop being such a dream liquidator!
by alo3000 October 15, 2013

by Vinqe December 17, 2014

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).
Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.
Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.
Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

by Ivan Pope January 5, 2004
