Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013
Get the Liquid crutchesmug. the partially digested, strangely colored substance that appears after a gagging reflex, when you become a multicolored organic fountain. can be used as a noun or a verb, just like vomit
That smells like liquid confetti.
She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.
She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.
by kelzebra August 8, 2005
Get the liquid confettimug. by Vinqe December 17, 2014
Get the liquid meetingmug. Brendan never backs down from a challenge... so when he heard gal pal Lorraine brag about fasting for 7 days on lemon juice cayenne and water he decided to go for it. After 3 days, Brendan's boyfriend Juan noticed he transformed from loving partner to raging cunt. "OMG Brendan that terrible Bitch Liquid is making you totally intolerable and you need to stop."
by Uncle Joosie September 30, 2020
Get the Bitch Liquidmug. (n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).
Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
Get the liquid assetsmug. Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.
Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.
Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
Get the liquid couragemug. by Hecto September 7, 2007
Get the liquid dumpmug.