Bitch Liquid

when your boyfriend turns into a raging cunt after juice cleanse

Brendan never backs down from a challenge... so when he heard gal pal Lorraine brag about fasting for 7 days on lemon juice cayenne and water he decided to go for it. After 3 days, Brendan's boyfriend Juan noticed he transformed from loving partner to raging cunt. "OMG Brendan that terrible Bitch Liquid is making you totally intolerable and you need to stop."

by Uncle Joosie September 30, 2020

Liquid crutches

Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.

"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"

"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "

by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013

Liquid rocket

A massive explosion that takes place in your intestine and released through the colon and deposited in the crapper in the form of brown chunks of excrement and water following a bowel movement that resembles Campbell's Beefy Mushroom soup

I fired off a liquid rocket 🚀 in the company Men's Room at work, thus leaving the Men's like an abandon warehouse for days

by BIG T 49 March 12, 2023

liquid meeting

After work drink or lunch with colleagues/customers with excessive alcohol consumption.

she : gone be home early today?
he : sorry, got a liquid meeting.

by Vinqe December 17, 2014

dream liquidator

One who destroys the hopes and aspirations of another.

I'm going to run a 5 minute mile even though you say I am too slow and out of shape. Stop being such a dream liquidator!

by alo3000 October 15, 2013

liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).

Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

liquid courage

Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.

Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.

Before I stomp a mudhole in this dude's ass, I'm gonna need some liquid courage.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004