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no tea no shade no pink lemonade

This term was coined as a catchphrase by the drag queen Jasmine Masters in 2015 and has had a large impact on her fans ever since. Initially, it means the same as "no tea no shade", but it just extends the same term and makes it even better.
"No tea no shade no pink lemonade, but that lace front wig looks like an over-processed toaster strudel."
by 24J.A.G24 September 16, 2017
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Circus Lemonade

A term used to describe a weak salesperson in the automotive retail business who doesn't sell more than 5 cars a month.
I cant believe that Jergan has only sold 15 cars over the past 3 months, man that guy is weaker than circus lemonade
by wamboozled November 13, 2014
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Frosted Lemonade

during intercourse, whenever the male urinates and then ejaculates into his partner’s cavity and then sips the mixture out with a straw
person 1: did you hear that bryson had a weird thing for giving the ladies frosted lemonades?
by fuqshi69 March 10, 2022
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Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade

When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one
Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*
by Perii June 11, 2020
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Raspberry lemonade

When a man is on top of a woman giving her good dick and and she squirts. He flips her over and drink her squirt off her asshole. The sweetness of the pussy juice and the tartness of the booty is reminiscent of raspberry lemonade.
Man I had to change the mattress pad after Ol’ girl came over. Shorty was cumming hard giving me all the raspberry lemonade to drink.
by Detective Mike Lowry August 8, 2019
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When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!
1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?

Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!
by PokarFace June 20, 2010
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hard lemonade

1 part lemonade
3 parts sugar
1 part swag in a bottle
DAMN!!! You didn't put no sugar in dis! Tastes like that nasty ass vitamin water stuff.. I'ma teach you how to make some hard lemonade.
by roll_tide_roll January 9, 2011
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