Lasagna Butthole

The sexual act of fisting a lasagna into your asshole.

Why do you smell like tomato sauce?

My boyfriend gave me a lasagna butthole last night!

by Skeletor 1983 January 5, 2023

Sugar Lasagna

The name given to your main hoe when you run out of things to say between calling her "sugar" and a food product

"Hey, Sugar Lasagna, how's it goin?"

by Bazookabutt12 March 14, 2015

Fresh lasagna

Where you put ur pp on someone and give him ur special cheese sauce all over his booty cheeks and then spread the marinara all over for lube and then slap some ground meat and then put it all together and u get lasagna all over your booty cheeks

Yo bro did you hear Jacob got some fresh lasagna in him ????!!!!

by Cheffgayrpeepee April 8, 2022

Bitch Lasagna

1. A very unspicy mild lasagna that sometimes tastes like mush

2. An insult directed towards artist of any media. The insult means that the artist’s work is bland, uninteresting, dull, uncreative, and just made for money.

Felix said that T-series is a bitch lasagna!

by RedMoth27 May 29, 2019

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.

by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017

Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍

The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!

by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019

snitch lasagna

Snitch Lasagna is a censorship of the popular Pewdiepie song or diss track of T-Series.

Male 1: Yo, dude I got Snitch Lasagna on repeat and it's lit!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!

by Urb'an Dic. Tionary January 4, 2019