Lasagna Butthole

The sexual act of fisting a lasagna into your asshole.

Why do you smell like tomato sauce?

My boyfriend gave me a lasagna butthole last night!

by Skeletor 1983 January 5, 2023

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what the, lasagna

when shocked by precence of lasagna

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*enters a mysteriously lighted room and turns on a light that illuminates the delicious, hot but not toungue burning hot cheesy lasagna*
WHAT THE, LASAGNA, WHO DID THIS, this ain't a joke bro im on a ONE MEAL A DAY KETO™ challenge and its about to break as easily as it is to break an uncooked angel hair pasta!

*garfield comes in and gets shot but not before having a delicious only 1000 calorie serving of a hot but not tounge burning hot lasagna

by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018

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Fresh lasagna

When you put your spaghetti noodle in somones booty hole and give ‘em your special cheese then you spread marinara sauce all over to lather up the cheeks then after that add the booty flakes as seasoning with the meat and boom fresh lasagna all over ya cheeks

Dude did you hear Jacob got fresh lasagna ??

by Cheffgayrpeepee April 8, 2022

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Slippery Lasagna

slang term for when the vagina is wet and slippery.

Chad said to Brad “Yeah me and Jonny both ate that girls slippery lasagna last week.”

by laurbear May 29, 2020

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lasagna hotpocket

When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.

It's so hot out i have a lasagna hotpocket in my pants! Hot and nasty!

by Loadedtatertot June 4, 2019

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