Lapkin

Poop, feces, shit, crap, stool, etc.

oh, I ate some mexican food and a took a huge lapkin afterwards

by Hannah poop lapkin March 31, 2008

lappish tea-drinking traditions

Used in reference to the vulgar lappish tradition of pouring volatile horse-manure tea down the throats of foreigners, usually resulting in extreme paranoia and occasional outbreaks of dysentery.

It was a terrible affair, they went lappish tea-drinking traditions on the poor guy.

by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004

lapid

Another term for going down on a guy

Man that felt good when she was doing the lapid.

by Billah September 18, 2006

lapusso.

You.

YOU ARE A LAPUSSO.

by anonymous January 16, 2022

laptiwitz

A lazy ass motherfucker who never comes out of his room and constantly beats off to gay porn while fingering his asshole.

Why are you being such a motherfucking laptiwitz wanna be today?

by Wentworth kid May 13, 2005

laptime

The period of incorporating a nap whilst in the presence of a laptop. A nap which is the result of using the laptop is also referred to as laptime. The position and location of the laptop is negligible as long as the laptop is within the vacinity of the user.

"Jasmin was so tired, I found her during laptime after a hard days work."

"After a 4L of ice cream and surfing the internet, she often concludes her activities with a nightcap and succumbs to laptime."

by a.huynh December 14, 2008

laprincess

Laprincess is a girl that loves her friends and family but even though she kinda soft on the inside doesn’t mean she ain’t got that fire…periodt…come for me I come for you I-(back to what I was saying)she will defend herself most of th times so don’t be looking shook when I burn ya behind like you on a crock pot

Hey dude…did you see princess roast that bald headed scallywag who also goes by the name lil bill…yes I did too……(Laprincess)

by LaPrinc s April 15, 2019