Jarrod (Gay): My lady is finally here!!!!
Man 1 (Straight): Your a homo
Man 2 (Straight): Jarrod, fuck yourself
Man 3 (Straight): God Jarrod is a faggot for saying that.
Man 1 (Straight): Your a homo
Man 2 (Straight): Jarrod, fuck yourself
Man 3 (Straight): God Jarrod is a faggot for saying that.
by staighterthenu November 7, 2010

A man who the ladies love, easy to talk to, or love being around. A man who has the respect of them and well doesn't need to kiss and tell, they do it for him.
by The Soda Pop August 3, 2007

by JamesPBrown August 17, 2011

Lady Lozenge. (noun) a euphemism for the clitoris; derived from the shape of a cough lozenge, which when miniaturised, closely resembles the makeup of said female anatomy.
"I was slightly perturbed by the ungodly size of her lady lozenge!"
"The gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate."
"The gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate."
by peterRepeater_1 February 14, 2009

A Vagina.
by Doctor Beef &Ham Stealy June 29, 2009

A woman's period : usually used when a woman does not want to use the word "period" or other words that sound a bit "gay" - usually when talking about it in past tense.
Person one: Hey whassup girl, how you doing?
Person two: I'm okay, just in pain.
Person one: Why, what's wrong?
Person two: My boobs are aching a lil'
Person one: Why's that?
Person two: I just came off my lady issue
Person two: I'm okay, just in pain.
Person one: Why, what's wrong?
Person two: My boobs are aching a lil'
Person one: Why's that?
Person two: I just came off my lady issue
by Miss Chavez July 27, 2011

The discharge of an aroused women that resembles the consistency of pudding vs the typical secretion of lady juices.
Sam usually keeps a napkin on hand when satisfying Bridget but since she stated her new diet Sam needs a spoon to get through that lady puddin.
by John MaKormick July 3, 2017
