Lactart

A hot chick who is lactose intollerant.

"Jenny always gets soy lattes"
"Yeah, she is such a lactart"

by Marqueritte June 15, 2009

lactosculation

An allergic reaction induced by kissing someone who just enjoyed a delicious glass of milk.

Girl:"Did you just have milk?"

Boy:"Uh-Oh, yes. Why? Do your lips tingle?"

Girl:"Only a little, don't worry, it's just another lactosculation".

by milk lips November 5, 2010

Lactoast

The condition of a lactose-intolerant person who drinks too much milk.

I told Jim not to drink our untreated milk. Now he's lactoast.

by ratissimus dorsi July 23, 2017

Lactose Tolerant

If you are not lactose intolerant then you are lactose tolerant

Guy A: Hello I am not lactose intolerant
Guy B: So you are lactose tolerant
Guy A: What even is lactose

by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018

Lactating Pregnant Latinas

Its Johnny sins final words before losing to the ohio final boss

john : Hey joe johnny sins final words are "lactating pregnant latinas"
joe : Oh Thank you john

by zyad_ November 20, 2022

Circadian Lactose Intolerance

A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.

"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.

by Jack Sparrow Wants This Woman March 1, 2009

lactivists

Bunch of big-titted women that protested outside ABC's headquarters while their babies sucked on their large knockers.

Unfortunately, I'm too old for breast-feeding. Guess I'll just have to watch babies. :)

by Parkin' Lot Pimpin' June 25, 2005