Lumbersexual

A sexy man who dresses in denim, leather, and flannel, and has a ruggedly sensual beard

You can find all the hottest Lumbersexuals that live in NYC at Rochelle's on Chrystie Street.

by Ms. Hetfield November 20, 2014

lumb

'lumb' as in daniel 'lumb'

daniel 'lumb' likes to wear 'rosies' (see, rose ) jeans
daniel 'lumb' is wearing rosies jeans
daniel 'lumb' concerns us he is bent of the wrist.

by spenner September 27, 2004

lumberg

1. Someone that is incredibly boring and annoying.
2. Someone who says the word "yeah" a lot.

1. Wow, that guy is a real lumberg.
2. Man, could he be any more of a lumberg?

by booshmaster April 25, 2003

Lumbersexual

Ruggedly strong men that could go backpacking this weekend if they wanted but can also sit at a laptop all day coding or researching the interweb's most pressing cat videos.
Commonly seen with a slightly unruly but professional beard and wearing flannel shirts, Patagucci puff jackets, corduroy or denim pants, Chacos and/or boots, if it's cold. (Lumbersexuals don't get cold toes. Ever.)

They're channeling their inner mountain man, but have tamed it down for the urban jungle, baby!

Over his chai double-shot latte, my neighborhood lumbersexual informed me that he's undecided: Should he hike Sykes Hotsprings this weekend or stay in the city? On second thought, some couchsurfers from Portland are coming down for a microbrew tour, and he'll probably just host them...

by RoadtripRipple January 16, 2015

Alaskan Lumberjack

The Alaskan lumberjack involves taking a shit on another persons chest then standing up and cutting the shit in half with your pee.

Bensk: So did you finally Alaskan Lumberjack her?
Jeremy: Yeah but I nearly ran out of piss it was a massive shi

by Tebbsthepoonslayer October 10, 2012

Lumberjack

A heinously unattractive individual, usually a woman, who is so repulsive that they have garnered a title literally defined as "one who makes wood go down" in that they have the power to instantly deflate erections.

Guy #1: "What do you think of Linda?"
Guy #2: "Oh god, with the snaggletooth and the unibrow? Total lumberjack."
Guy #1: "Tell me about it. Talk about wood going DOWN, man."
Guy #2: "Timber!!"

by isabellap September 20, 2011

lumba

A north-eastern accented word describing lumber, or wood.

Dude, before we can build that sweet ramp to jump our snowmobiles off from, we first need to get some lumba.

by Shayne Sintz December 14, 2008