literal SCP

A girl you legitimately cannot understand, but not in a bad or offensive way, but she is simply peculiar to your mind. If angered enough she could become dangerous and needs to be secured, contained, and protected (well more so others need to be protected)

Terry: Have you seen Emily?

Bob: Yeah, she's a literal SCP, she's into such odd things, and I heard she held a knife to her boyfriend because he was two minutes late home.

Dan: Wow, she is wild. Somehow Kenny is still with her. I wish it was me.

Terry: Boy shutcho bitchass up we all know you have a fetish for that BDSM-ass shit

by An0nny442 March 18, 2023

A literal Joey

When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.

Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!

by Elliot Fucking Ness July 20, 2017

amy lester

sexiest woman alive and rides some hella nice dick and loves to suck

she is really an amy lester

by the mega dide March 19, 2018

Ben Lester

An absolute cunt. If you meet a Ben Lester, run. Don’t look back. He will ruin your life. Ben Lester’s are absolute pussies.

Ben Lester just tried to fight me, I kicked his ass with a single poke.

by bob22011 April 3, 2018

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.

by Opinionated Webster June 2, 2016

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

literal equations

(n.) math equations that primarily focus on solving a variable mostly without numbers. It's extremely fucking difficult and irritating. Most of the time, you don't even know what the fuck you're doing and it'll be the reason you fail your first semester of Algebra.

Teacher: "Jimmy, go up to the board and solve one of the literal equations."

Jimmy: "Fuck..."

by Pooookasad September 30, 2013