A term for some one who is compleatly and utterly useless. It can also be used to describe a very bad tasting lolly pop.
Your about as useful as a cock flavored lolly pop.
by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006
by dontshakethejake May 25, 2012
A messed up twist between a mung fest and a sock lolly pop. In which a mung fest is preformed to a dead person in order to have the rectum cannoned out to be then sucked on to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center
"Man those dudes are so messed up for getting off to that mung sock lolly pop that was done with that grandma last weekend" said Follett
"It wasnt that bad actually" said Shawn D
"It wasnt that bad actually" said Shawn D
by Summerawesomeness69 September 26, 2011
by Chamboa January 17, 2017
We were that poor in our family that my Gran used to give us an cucumber from out of the fridge and tell us in her thick Dublin accent "Here you go son, eat your Irish ice lolly"
by Big bad Guy June 07, 2009
a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)
"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.
Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.
Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.
Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.
Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.
Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.
Mean lolly turns nice: i love you
Nice lolly: i love you too.
Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.
Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.
Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.
Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.
Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.
Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.
Mean lolly turns nice: i love you
Nice lolly: i love you too.
Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :
by miserableindetention May 29, 2009
Fishcum lolli is the act of finishing a sexual act amd Cumming in the female, then the male sticks his finger in the females pussy pulling out a cum covered finger (fish cum lolli)
Hahaha dude last night this hoe totally asked me to give her that fishcum lolli when we were done! Shit made me guggle harsh!
by GnKBullet January 04, 2025