Lick it Before You Dick It

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.

Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".

by Cactus Head February 15, 2009

lick me loose

To provide full body relaxation via oral pleasure....alternate phrase for a blow job.

Late one summer night, Becky came over and following an intense make out session, she proceeded to "lick me loose"

by El CUCUY August 22, 2016

lick that shitter

The act of oral pleasure on a partners anal hole

I'm gonna lick that shitter like an apple fritter

by Robbie raypest October 2, 2017

Lick my plate

Insult used by Chop Top in the original version of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'

Chop Top points to the visible metal plate in his head as he says it.

If you ever get cut off in traffic, a clever thing to yell to the offending driver is, "Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick!"

by MrCreo$ote April 23, 2018

Lick Season

Lick season is when everyone is broke so they resort to stealing/ robbing.

It’s lick season boys

by Tristian crevino October 13, 2019

Lick The World

Just some crazy shit Joe says

"So, thank you all. God bless you all. And let’s go -- let’s go la- -- lick the world. Let’s get it done. Thank you."

by BeezaCM April 25, 2023

lick me pope

When you can’t get someone to shut up, say, “lick me pope.” This is the equivalent to saying “bite my willy,” or “drink my sht.”

Rat head: La la la la la la la, I’m a rat head.
You: Shut up.
Rat head: You shut up.
You: Lick me pope.

by bunface July 31, 2023