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Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna
Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.
by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017
mugGet the Lasagna Problemmug.

Bitch Lasagna

1. A very unspicy mild lasagna that sometimes tastes like mush

2. An insult directed towards artist of any media. The insult means that the artist’s work is bland, uninteresting, dull, uncreative, and just made for money.
Felix said that T-series is a bitch lasagna!
by RedMoth27 May 29, 2019
mugGet the Bitch Lasagnamug.

Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019
mugGet the Turd lasagnamug.

Bitch Lasagna

This term is often used by an Indian who is confused about his sexual desires. He watched to many of Katy Perry's "Bon Appétit" video. Now he's asking women all over the internet to send him lasagna nudes.
"Send me some lasagna nudes"
She's not answering...

"BiTcH LaSaGnA"
by I hate T Series November 19, 2018
mugGet the Bitch Lasagnamug.

Mexican lasagna

I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.
by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022
mugGet the Mexican lasagnamug.

crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later
Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight
by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021
mugGet the crusty lasagnamug.

Dirty lasagna

Is used when you do the nasty with two girls on their periods
David:Hey did u have fun?
-:Yeah,last night was a dirty lasagna○~○
by Bigbosssalamandra September 5, 2021
mugGet the Dirty lasagnamug.

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