*enters a mysteriously lighted room and turns on a light that illuminates the delicious, hot but not toungue burning hot cheesy lasagna*
WHAT THE, LASAGNA, WHO DID THIS, this ain't a joke bro im on a ONE MEAL A DAY KETO™ challenge and its about to break as easily as it is to break an uncooked angel hair pasta!
*garfield comes in and gets shot but not before having a delicious only 1000 calorie serving of a hot but not tounge burning hot lasagna
WHAT THE, LASAGNA, WHO DID THIS, this ain't a joke bro im on a ONE MEAL A DAY KETO™ challenge and its about to break as easily as it is to break an uncooked angel hair pasta!
*garfield comes in and gets shot but not before having a delicious only 1000 calorie serving of a hot but not tounge burning hot lasagna
by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018
When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.
by Loadedtatertot June 04, 2019
Male 1: Yo, dude I got Snitch Lasagna on repeat and it's lit!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!
by Urb'an Dic. Tionary January 05, 2019
by laurbear May 29, 2020
Where you put ur pp on someone and give him ur special cheese sauce all over his booty cheeks and then spread the marinara all over for lube and then slap some ground meat and then put it all together and u get lasagna all over your booty cheeks
by Cheffgayrpeepee April 09, 2022
When you put your spaghetti noodle in somones booty hole and give ‘em your special cheese then you spread marinara sauce all over to lather up the cheeks then after that add the booty flakes as seasoning with the meat and boom fresh lasagna all over ya cheeks
by Cheffgayrpeepee April 09, 2022
by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022