lamp fetish

When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.

That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.

by Gorgeous Brian May 22, 2016

Lamp post

The place in Narnia marking where the wardrobe is.

Mr. Tumnus met Lucy by the lamp post.

by Starrgrl October 23, 2009

Lamp post

Former Aresnal and current Chelsea striker Olivier Giroud.

"Arsenal and Tottenham have gone and brought good players. Who have we bought? The lamp post from Arsenal"

"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"

by Angry rantman June 16, 2018

lava lamp

(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.

we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.

we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.

by thelavalampingbandit August 18, 2010

leg lamp

The coolest lamp ever, made popular by the movie "A Christmas Story". A sexy lamp of a woman's leg.

Merry Christmas! I bought you a leg lamp.

by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 October 24, 2009

Asking lamp

A username that someone uses if they are a trumpie.

Donald trump’s new Twitter handle will be asking lamp

by pseudonymabcde May 16, 2021

lamp fight

when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.

" woah i just had a lamp fight and won"
"yeah, was your bulb the brightest"
"yes. and im a badger"

by kirk lizard 3333 January 5, 2009