Alexandra Marie Koenig (Alex) is a great person and so beautiful. She will care for you forever and turn #BroCkeAn with you when you are. She's always in a great mood unless you shat on her floor or talk about how hot Georgenotfound is every second. ATM, shes kinda addicted to Olivia Rodrigo and Zombie Tycoon. She's a great friends and will always be there for you and listen no matter what. Oh and ig she likes dancing too
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Derives from an African word meaning King. A person of fierce competition and a desire to succeed. Commonly mistaken for the actor Keenan from Keenan and Kel on Nickelodeon.
by Original Keenan July 10, 2006
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by KillingMyMom123 September 25, 2018
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He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:
Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious
But most importantly:
Lateralus
Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:
Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious
But most importantly:
Lateralus
Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
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Get the Kenai mug.Kenai, A small town in Alaska, about 2-3 hours from Anchorage, they have a Carrs-Safeway, a Home Depot, and a bulk grocery store called Three Bears, also a place called IGN Country Foods, with very low prices and awkward employees. Kenai is a good place to get one or more of the fallowing:
- Fish
- Alcohol Poisoning
- Rocks
- A fun time on a sand beach in Alaska
- Raped
- Roofied and Raped
- Ruin Your Life
- Find most any drug you'd like,
- especailly METH
- Fish
- Alcohol Poisoning
- Rocks
- A fun time on a sand beach in Alaska
- Raped
- Roofied and Raped
- Ruin Your Life
- Find most any drug you'd like,
- especailly METH
1. Hey man, wanna go to kenai?
Sure I'm down to get raped!
2. Kenai? Isn't that that village past Soldotna?
Sure I'm down to get raped!
2. Kenai? Isn't that that village past Soldotna?
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